I'm Simon the Cannibal, an entertainer, merry-maker, and Generally Gregarious Guy. If you were looking for a brief bio of Simon M. Joseph, please visit SimonMJoseph.com for an overview of my professional abilities.
I'm out traveling the world for the foreseeable future. Check SimonPennon.com for details there. If you want to see what used to be on this page, well, here's the archived page.